You can go into a corner slow and come out fast. Or you can go into a corner fast and come out dead.
An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax..
- John Simon
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: -
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns
Why? Season of the Bike